I’m gonna be the cutest soccer mom out there…

August 11th, 2007 by Atomictumor

No, MastaG doesn't have appropriate pants yet.

21 Responses to “I’m gonna be the cutest soccer mom out there…”



  1. vixen Says:

    I don’t know about you being the cutest soccer mom there, but your kids are surely going to be the cutest players!

  2. Bridget Says:

    You just made me laugh out loud.

  3. realtorchick Says:

    Masta G needs to learn to play in boonaroo had and shades. fyi you must have signed G up for the correct category cause he’s sporting the right jersery! GOOOOAAAL for soccer mom!

  4. Atomictumor Says:

    Thanks RC! I figured that if I just handed them money, they’d figure out where he needs to be..

  5. Jane Says:

    Ummm… shin guards need to be inside of the socks…

    Watch out though, some soccer moms have claws!!
    Meeeow!

  6. Suzanne Says:

    Woot!

  7. Busy Mom Says:

    They are so cute!

    I mean, um, handsome, good lookin’ or whatever so as not to offend middle schooler sensibilities.

    Have you gone shopping for your new clothes for the fall soccer season?

    You do realize that you have to “dress” for the games in order to be assimilated, don’t you?

    Kitten heeled shoes are the norm, but, I’m thinking they might make an exception in your case.

  8. Jane Says:

    Yes and don’t forget a nice sweater to tie over your shoulders!!

  9. Jacket Says:

    Gotta ditch the zoom zoom now and go back to the van or SUV.

  10. ErinM Says:

    TOOO cute!!!

  11. Allisone Says:

    My bet is on you being the tallest. Not that you aren’t cute and all - but you gotta admit, you’ll have tall in the bag.

  12. VA Bluebelle Says:

    This is very important:
    DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, FORGET SNACK/DRINK WHEN IT’S YOUR TURN.

    Don’t ask me how I know this.

  13. jules Says:

    Brings back memories. I used to play AYSO in Knox. Good times!

  14. lil sis Says:

    THEIR NOT CUT OUT FOR SOCCER! Yet, send em out to the farm and ill teach them some soccer,the hard way.

  15. Atomictumor Says:

    Sis, MastaG’s overwhelming motivation is to “whip ‘lil sis’s’ butt at soccer”.

  16. GBscientist Says:

    Oh my gosh. What have you done (or neglected to do) to their hair??

  17. VA Bluebelle Says:

    Long hair for boys is the “in” thing. Kind of surfer style, even if waves are a hundred miles away. They look positively “hip”!

  18. lil sis Says:

    But he has never ever played soccer in his life! I dont think he could so, !!!BRING IT!!!

  19. MastaG Says:

    I HAVE TOO PLAYED
    le game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I was GOOD defender thank youuuu very much.

  20. lil sis Says:

    Oh le game thats good, but yet I still say BRING IT!!! and bring pigpen to ill take you both on.

  21. Suzanne Says:

    Let the soccer smack-down commence!