Atomictumor

So, on September 14th of this year, the mighty ‘tumor is gonna be 2 years old.

Which is old enough to drink where I come from.

So what we’re going to do is throw a shindig over at the Original Time Out Deli here in Oak Ridge, because hell, they got kegs, and lots of food, and TVs and whatnot, and because they said they’d keep all the riffraff out while we partayed.

We’re going to be throwing this thing down on Saturday, September 15th 2007, starting about 6 PM or so on account of the UT game being at 3:30, we’ll accomidate all you weird football fans having to watch sweaty grown men rolling around on the grass by starting late. I’d love to say that theres gonna be a deal on the food, or that I’ll pay for it, or something, but hell no. Nope, you’re own your own there, but what I will bring is the par-tay.

Bring your frisbees, juggling sticks, prescription medications, ninja stars, children, bits of leather, rocks, and stuff down.

But do me a favor, and throw an RSVP to my email address and say “Dude. I’m gonna be at your party, and its gonna be freakin awesome”

Because, lets face it, what would you have done this year without the ‘tumor?