What the hell is wrong with David Beckham?
August 30th, 2007 by Atomictumor
Now, with my kids starting soccer (which is another story alltogether), I’m starting to see the dollar signs popping up in my eyes.
Hells yes, people, ol’ AT isn’t one to shy away from exploiting hitherto unknown talents in the children for personal financial gain. Not that I’m planning to sell them to a circus or something (how profitable is that, anyway?) but that I won’t say no to big soccer money. So, in that vein, I’ve started trying to pay attention to soccer, to find out who I’m going to need to network, or off, or whatever.
So it is with dismay that I find out that David Beckham, whom I last saw crying like a baby during the final match of the 2006 World Cup, has managed to injure himself, AGAIN.
In researching his problems, from that little crying incident during the World Cup, to his marrage to one of England’s skankiest washups, to a broken ankle in 2002, to a flying monkey attack in 2005, its easy to see that Becks just isn’t doing too well. Maybe that kind of weenie behavior works out in England, where they say “oi” instead of “hay”, but dammit, the boy lives in the US, and he needs to straighten up and fly right, dammit.
Which leads me to my point.
Uh.
Anyway, Beckham sucks. I mean, seriously.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Just be thankful they aren’t into hockey. Or dance. Tres expensive. Although the male ballerinas do seem a bit more rugged than Becks. You gotta hand it him though, that dude is HOT!
August 30th, 2007 at 10:23 am
Who?
Never heard of the guy.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:24 am
Beckham clearly has not learned to respect nor tame the flying monkeys, thus he’s doomed.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:27 am
While I really enjoy playing Soccer, I have found that there is a theatrical side to Soccer that most people don’t understand. You will see it especially when Italy plays, and one of their players gets kicked in the shin guard. He will roll around on the ground and cry, hold his face , ETC. You must teach your boys to do his if they ever want to go to the next level.
August 30th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
I spent nearly 20 years trying to sell any of my three children to the circus or something. Not profitable at all.
August 30th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
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August 30th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
i’d like to see a game sometime, even if it means getting up early on saturday.
August 30th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Punk HP, I was loving the theatrical side during last years world cup. The flamboyant waving of arms at disagreeable calls, the pouting, the tempers. It was amazing.
Like a buncha grown Pigpen’s
August 30th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
I think he should just stick to playing dress up and walking around with his wife looking pretty. As long as he doesn’t put on high heels then he shouldn’t hurt himself.
August 30th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Don’t forget the headbutts!
That was the best part … or at least the part when I woke up.
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