Atomictumor

Seriously.

That’s been running through my head all day. While I wouldn’t be surprised if the kid in this case was a jackass, as several of the reports I’ve been reading and youtube videos I’ve been seeing seem to imply, its still, to me, obviously a situation that just doesn’t surprise me at all in this day and age, a period of time where the ‘68 democratic convention cop riot wouldn’t even make the front page.

But that phrase…

“Don’t tase me, bro!”

Damn if that doesn’t just sum up something of America in the latter part of 2007…

So I had this big idea to start making t-shirts of it, and was talking to some of the guys at work about it (to go with the other t-shirt ideas I’ve had, I’m a t-shirt guy), but hellfire, somebody beat me to it…

Still tho, I’m full on expecting “don’t tase me, bro” to be the new thing. The internet meme.

Thank you, Orlando police department, for furthering the cause of the New World Order by judiciously tazering some poor bastard who might have asked one or two more questions.

Despite his pathetic cries of “Don’t tase me, bro”, you illustrated precisely why people should stick to their alloted time limit on the microphone.

Because you’re gonna f—ing tase them. They ain’t no bro of yours.

Proud American,

Atomictumor