Atomictumor

Is the fact that I’m digging more these days on Station to Station era Bowie than on Ziggy/Aladdin Sane era Bowie a sign that I’m getting old?

Lets review some Google search terms that led the wayward here for the month of September, shall we?

• atomictumor
  Well, I guess that makes a certain amount of sense.
• don t tase me bro
  been getting a LOT of these lately…
• jigglygirls
  I was trying to write a post, and thinking of some kinda generic pornish name, and came up with jigglygirls. I haven’t researched to see if there is in fact a jigglygirls.com, but damn, if there isn’t, somebody might wanna go ahead and register it…
• computers internet blog
  Well, I guess that’s technically correct…
• itunes has detected a problem with your audio configuration
  Lots of people look for this one too. I think Bos had some trouble with it.
  My solution:
  Delete iTunes.
• posted
  Posted? Posted what? This one confuses me.
• naked high schoolers
  Where???
• getting around blocks
  Sounds like the name of a good children’s book.
• grocery store bugs
  Yeesh.
• don t tase me bor
  Bor, from Tolkien? Or did they mean Boris?
  

  I don’t think he’s going to be tasing anybody…

• april
  Actually, like 7 out of the 12 months of the year are represented on this list.  Odd.  How would somebody searching for a month end up here?  The mind boggles.
• david beckham sucks
  Damn right.
• useless
  See, I’m entirely proud that somebody searched for the word “useless” and ended up here.
• inventor of the computer motherboard
  Right here.
• burning hallucinogenic mushroons
  Duuuuude.
• goats pee on themselves
  …

  ooooookay.

• be warned! the nature of your oppression is the aesthetic of our anger
  Ahhh, Crass, with your big words, and your angry, late 70’s, anarchopacifism.
  “They sell us love as divinity, when its only a social obscenity… underneath we’re all lovable!”
  To be 16 again…
• those who survived the san francisco earthquake said thank god i m still alive. but of course those who died their lives will never be the same again.
  Somebody doesn’t seem to understand how Google works.
• where is my cervix
  Somebody doesn’t understand how something else works.
• im gonna do your mom
  Wow.  That’s rather blunt.
• what did the doormouse say?
  Dude, don’t leave me hanging…