September 27th, 2007 by Atomictumor
Lets review some Google search terms that led the wayward here for the month of September, shall we?
- atomictumor
Well, I guess that makes a certain amount of sense. - don t tase me bro
been getting a LOT of these lately… - jigglygirls
I was trying to write a post, and thinking of some kinda generic pornish name, and came up with jigglygirls. I haven’t researched to see if there is in fact a jigglygirls.com, but damn, if there isn’t, somebody might wanna go ahead and register it… - computers internet blog
Well, I guess that’s technically correct… - itunes has detected a problem with your audio configuration
Lots of people look for this one too. I think Bos had some trouble with it.
My solution:
Delete iTunes. - posted
Posted? Posted what? This one confuses me. - naked high schoolers
Where??? - getting around blocks
Sounds like the name of a good children’s book. - grocery store bugs
Yeesh. - don t tase me bor
Bor, from Tolkien? Or did they mean Boris?
I don’t think he’s going to be tasing anybody…
- april
Actually, like 7 out of the 12 months of the year are represented on this list. Odd. How would somebody searching for a month end up here? The mind boggles. - david beckham sucks
Damn right. - useless
See, I’m entirely proud that somebody searched for the word “useless” and ended up here. - inventor of the computer motherboard
Right here. - burning hallucinogenic mushroons
Duuuuude. - goats pee on themselves
…ooooookay.
- be warned! the nature of your oppression is the aesthetic of our anger
Ahhh, Crass, with your big words, and your angry, late 70’s, anarchopacifism.
“They sell us love as divinity, when its only a social obscenity… underneath we’re all lovable!”
To be 16 again… - those who survived the san francisco earthquake said thank god i m still alive. but of course those who died their lives will never be the same again.
Somebody doesn’t seem to understand how Google works. - where is my cervix
Somebody doesn’t understand how something else works. - im gonna do your mom
Wow. That’s rather blunt. - what did the doormouse say?
Dude, don’t leave me hanging…
September 27th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Wow. So what the hell does all that mean? I mean, someimes your posts come from who knows where, but… naked high schoolers? doormice? I need some explanation.
September 27th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
People typed this stuff into Google and ended up coming here from doing so.
September 27th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
What about “useless naked taser bros”?
Will try and report back!
edited to add: Nope, not on the first page anyway.
September 27th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
I miss Boris. He was my kind of guy. A Big Brawlin,Drinkin, Dancin, Coup puttin down machine.
September 27th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Understood, but where in your page do they find anything mentioning naked high schoolers and doormice? I guess that’s what keeps your people coming back for more.
September 27th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I (along with jen) am confused.
I don’t recall any jigglygirls…
or doormice…
September 27th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Or naked high school girls, I know.
September 27th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I remember a time when we used to get hits off such winners as “got my cousin pregnant.”
September 27th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
These are really great. I had so good ones that made no sense a few months ago and I was going to save them to do a list like this, but I forgot to write them down.
September 27th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Oh, that one’s in there too. Theres like 400 of em.
September 27th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
LOL!
/Picturing a psa “It’s one a.m…. do you know where your cervix is?”
September 27th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Maybe we could have the cervix chase the brain around.
Gross!!!
I’m going to bed.
September 28th, 2007 at 9:26 am
The most common searched phrase that leads people to my blog is…
TIAA-CREF SUCKS
go figure.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:26 am
That is by far my favorite statistic from wordpress. It never ceases to make me laugh. Today, someone found me through “hot phillies fan” so now I’m flattered! The worst one was “kids showering” though. And no, I don’t have that on my blog either.