Whatcha got for us, Google?

September 27th, 2007 by Atomictumor

Lets review some Google search terms that led the wayward here for the month of September, shall we?

  • atomictumor
    Well, I guess that makes a certain amount of sense.
  • don t tase me bro
    been getting a LOT of these lately…
  • jigglygirls
    I was trying to write a post, and thinking of some kinda generic pornish name, and came up with jigglygirls. I haven’t researched to see if there is in fact a jigglygirls.com, but damn, if there isn’t, somebody might wanna go ahead and register it…
  • computers internet blog
    Well, I guess that’s technically correct…
  • itunes has detected a problem with your audio configuration
    Lots of people look for this one too. I think Bos had some trouble with it.
    My solution:
    Delete iTunes.
  • posted
    Posted? Posted what? This one confuses me.
  • naked high schoolers
    Where???
  • getting around blocks
    Sounds like the name of a good children’s book.
  • grocery store bugs
    Yeesh.
  • don t tase me bor
    Bor, from Tolkien? Or did they mean Boris?
    bortase.jpg

    I don’t think he’s going to be tasing anybody…

  • april
    Actually, like 7 out of the 12 months of the year are represented on this list.  Odd.  How would somebody searching for a month end up here?  The mind boggles.
  • david beckham sucks
    Damn right.
  • useless
    See, I’m entirely proud that somebody searched for the word “useless” and ended up here.
  • inventor of the computer motherboard
    Right here.
  • burning hallucinogenic mushroons
    Duuuuude.
  • goats pee on themselves

    ooooookay.

  • be warned! the nature of your oppression is the aesthetic of our anger
    Ahhh, Crass, with your big words, and your angry, late 70’s, anarchopacifism.
    “They sell us love as divinity, when its only a social obscenity… underneath we’re all lovable!”
    To be 16 again…
  • those who survived the san francisco earthquake said thank god i m still alive. but of course those who died their lives will never be the same again.
    Somebody doesn’t seem to understand how Google works.
  • where is my cervix
    Somebody doesn’t understand how something else works.
  • im gonna do your mom
    Wow.  That’s rather blunt.
  • what did the doormouse say?
    Dude, don’t leave me hanging…

14 Responses to “Whatcha got for us, Google?”



  1. jenwright Says:

    Wow. So what the hell does all that mean? I mean, someimes your posts come from who knows where, but… naked high schoolers? doormice? I need some explanation.

  2. Atomictumor Says:

    People typed this stuff into Google and ended up coming here from doing so.

  3. Allisone Says:

    What about “useless naked taser bros”?

    Will try and report back!

    edited to add: Nope, not on the first page anyway.

  4. Punk HP Says:

    I miss Boris. He was my kind of guy. A Big Brawlin,Drinkin, Dancin, Coup puttin down machine.

  5. jenwright Says:

    Understood, but where in your page do they find anything mentioning naked high schoolers and doormice? I guess that’s what keeps your people coming back for more.

  6. Jane Says:

    I (along with jen) am confused.

    I don’t recall any jigglygirls…
    or doormice…

  7. Atomictumor Says:

    Or naked high school girls, I know.

  8. Mrs Eaves Says:

    I remember a time when we used to get hits off such winners as “got my cousin pregnant.”

  9. vixen Says:

    These are really great. I had so good ones that made no sense a few months ago and I was going to save them to do a list like this, but I forgot to write them down.

  10. Atomictumor Says:

    Oh, that one’s in there too. Theres like 400 of em.

  11. Suzanne Says:

    LOL!
    /Picturing a psa “It’s one a.m…. do you know where your cervix is?”

  12. Jane Says:

    Maybe we could have the cervix chase the brain around.

    Gross!!!

    I’m going to bed.

  13. JennC Says:

    The most common searched phrase that leads people to my blog is…

    TIAA-CREF SUCKS

    go figure.

  14. Catherine Says:

    That is by far my favorite statistic from wordpress. It never ceases to make me laugh. Today, someone found me through “hot phillies fan” so now I’m flattered! The worst one was “kids showering” though. And no, I don’t have that on my blog either.