October 19th, 2007 by Atomictumor
So I was sitting around this morning, thinking about an audit thats going on and finalizing some wicked awesome plans for the weekend that weren’t really finalizing very well, and pondering on Bos’s truck difficulties, and my world domination difficulties, and the whole 5 year plan thing, and I think I came up with a mutually beneficial situation.
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So yeah, it basically goes like this, we put together a satellite, and put Bos’s truck into orbit. Once in orbit, the color will change from Purple to Red because of oxidation issues, and cosmic radiation. It will also grow a front license plate.
Anyway, hook Bos’s truck up to the satellite, which will hereafter be called “Truck Dropping Satellite of Doom”.
As the name implies, the sat will be hooked up to a remote controller, which I will have in a certain safe place. I will then be able to extort my way out of doing whatever I don’t want to do, by implying that I will drop a truck on them from orbit.
I don’t see a flaw in this.
October 19th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Are we having some hidden issues that are coming to light, AT? Actually, that’s a pretty ingenious way of handling work problems. But, do you really need a truck in orbit, or can you just *say* you have a truck in orbit that is ready to be dropped on someone at any time. I mean, you’re just crazy enough for someone to believe it…
October 19th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
This plan rocks!
I would like one new vehicle (mazda 6 sport wagon, please) for my contribution to said plan.
October 19th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
You are one brilliant evil scientist AT. Just one suggestion.
You should also ask for….one…..mmmillion dollars!
October 19th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Could you come to my school to do an assembly?
I will happily provide “volunteers” so that you can demonstrate your awesome remote control. (and those ninja skills too!)
October 20th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Why don’t you clean or house or do something like that?
October 20th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
oooohh SNAP!!
:-)
October 21st, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Remember, the bigger the truck, the bigger the boom. So, it is probably better to drop an F-350 than a Ranger (or whatever that is). And why stop with one TruckSat? If the plan works, there are plenty of old truck sitting in scrapyards that you can purchase for cheap to use as reloads and/or build a constellation of TruckSats.
You just need to think bigger.