Atomictumor

Was sitting outside
Minding my own business now
Sippin on Koolaid

Watchin’ world go by
And thinkin’ bout walruses
When a guy stepped up

He was a weird dude
Had a shiny silver suit
and big ass helmet

Too much gain on voice
Made it hard to hear his words
Like a bad P.A.

“SIR, DO YOU HAVE A
LUMINOUS BALL OF PLASMA”
is what he asked me

I sipped the Koolaid
And looked at this big weirdo
For bout a minute

Mulling my response
I finally replied “Yeah,
Sounds like the sun, chief”

He reached in his suit
And took out a maraca
Very colorful

Kicked over my drink
then rattled his maraca
And then walked away

I was all like “huh?”
But then eight minutes later
The sun went out.  Sucks.