November 29th, 2007 by Atomictumor
I love being mean about christmas gifts.
By being mean, I mean that whole “I got you something” and then kinda looking all sly.
Its freakin awesome.
I got the lady something… hee hee hee.
But I ain’t telling what it is…
November 29th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Did you hire a professional to come up with a name? Perhaps a professional namer person this isn’t gynophobic, like to knucklehead that came up with “aka ladyfriend.”
Do us all a favor and buy the chick a name for Christmas duder.
November 29th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Ha, ha Daco. Dude, do what the man says. Hire a professional.
November 30th, 2007 at 5:40 am
You are not supposed to tell and the fun about Christmas is the teasing.
November 30th, 2007 at 6:50 am
Too bad you don’t have all the codes that are on the gift labels. hmmm…
November 30th, 2007 at 6:51 am
Oh, and Daco…ease up on the screenname thingy. It’s not AT…its me… I did it all by myself. Ya gotta have a name to comment. This works for me for now.
now ya done it, buddy…
I. I’m quite certain I’m not a knucklehead.
II. This CHICK is quite capable of finding the perfect name.
A. It has to fit me.
B. I kinda have to like it. It’s gonna be around awhile.
III. There was already an opening for suggestions on this. http://www.atomictumor.com/2007/10/16/something-ive-been-thinking-about/
It wasn’t fruitful…
IV. We don’t have the $$$ to hire real professionals. They are over-rated anyway…
November 30th, 2007 at 7:20 am
He he he he… burned in outline format.
November 30th, 2007 at 8:34 am
This is a thing called a present: The whole thing starts with a box
A box? is it steel?
Are there locks?
Is it filled with a pox?
A pox: How delightful, a pox
If you please : Just a box with bright-colored paper
And the whole thing’s topped with a bow
A bow? But why?
How ugly
What’s in it?
That’s the point of the thing, not to know
It’s a bat
Will it bend?
It’s a rat
Will it break?
Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake!
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Pleasent present inquiries brought to you curtousy of The Nightmare Before Christmas :P
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you know AT, you could be geeky and put the barcode on the cover of the wraping, just to see if she can figure out whats inside. :P
November 30th, 2007 at 10:29 am
…thpppth :P
numbers and letters…
who’s gift is this?
oh, the suspense…
November 30th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Ooh Daco!
SNAP!!
(Is it bigger than a breadbox???)
November 30th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
The more I hear from you, AKA, the more I like you.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
is it a bunny? i want a bunny. don’t know what i’d do with it once i got it, but it sounds like fun.