December 23rd, 2007 by Atomictumor
The tree doth explode
Spills Christmas into the room
Such strange traditions
No time to savor
But the needful is achieved.
And our jobs are done
BJ’s phone was stole
But they didn’t steal the bill
Three hundred dollars
My back door is fixed
And an offer has been made
Loose ends get tied up
Lady’s long work week
Dims her appreciation
That I’m off 4 days
Its Christmas Eve Eve
And these days are the good days
Unless you’re a tree
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Happy Festivus!!!
I forgot it was today
Should make tonight fun…
December 23rd, 2007 at 10:14 am
Our tree is happy
It has fulfilled its duties
Way to go, lil’ tree!!
December 23rd, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I see mighty Bisc
Towers over the others
Good job, eldest son
December 23rd, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Your stuff is WRAPPED ALREADY????
December 23rd, 2007 at 3:34 pm
ALL WE NEED IS SNOW
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Good looking tree big guy! Really like the packages. Hay, how did you get my HDTV in such a small box??
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
While I was at work
The festivus tree went up.
Packages beneath.
I still can’t convince
My lovely, talented wife
To be different.
Every family
Should own its own traditions,
Music, comfort food.
After thirty years
Our holiday tradition
Is still evolving.
When our only child
Finds somewhere else for Christmas
We can ditch the tree.
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:09 pm
alone for christmas
cheap chablis, disneyland mug
i read book, cat sleeps
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Bos and I wanted
to drive around in the ‘Ridge
Christmas light hunt
Heater on, slow drive
Wing and Lug didn’t last long
Snores from the backseat
October and Spotz
anxiously fidgeted like
toddlers in a church
“Can we go home now?
It’s almost seven - time for
Funny Videos!”
Dueling traditions
Christmas lights and AFV
We made our way home
December 24th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Christmas came early
In our household, by a day.
Presents devoured.
Our small living room
Looks like Christmas puked on it;
Time for vacation.
Leaving to travel
Tomorrow on Christmas Day,
Visit my in-laws.
We went overboard
on our kids, just like last year…
Lacking common sense.
By the way AT,
The presents were a big hit.
Hope your kids like theirs.