Atomictumor

To the telemarketer who called on Christmas Eve, I’m sorry I was grumpy and rude. (I don’t expect you to ever read this, but let’s play along, right?)

I wasn’t really expecting you to call today, then something you said caught me up short. I asked you why you were calling me on Christmas Eve and you said you were only doing your job.

I hope you have a merry Christmas. May God bless you. Go have yourself a beer.