Atomictumor

Rules I want to post:
Do not yell at the cashiers,
they don’t make the rules.

If you don’t want it,
put it back where you got it,
not just anywhere.

Buy 1, Get 1 Free
Means: 2 for the price of 1
It’s really easy.

Yes, you have to have
A receipt to return things.
Like you didn’t know…

You don’t need a pet
of any size, shape or form
if you’re a DUMMY.

DUMMY = one
who steals a snake or ferret
down inside his shirt.

Stealing and leaving
the box on the shelf, does not
mean you are sneaky.

It is really sad
that you might steal some catnip,
It’s dried leaves. Grow some!