Bad Customer haiku

February 24th, 2008 by aka Ladyfriend

Rules I want to post:
Do not yell at the cashiers,
they don’t make the rules.

If you don’t want it,
put it back where you got it,
not just anywhere.

Buy 1, Get 1 Free
Means: 2 for the price of 1
It’s really easy.

Yes, you have to have
A receipt to return things.
Like you didn’t know…

You don’t need a pet
of any size, shape or form
if you’re a DUMMY.

DUMMY = one
who steals a snake or ferret
down inside his shirt.

Stealing and leaving
the box on the shelf, does not
mean you are sneaky.

It is really sad
that you might steal some catnip,
It’s dried leaves. Grow some!

9 Responses to “Bad Customer haiku”



  1. AT Says:

    See, I hate people
    Just people in general
    En masse, they’re not cool

  2. jenwright Says:

    I’m so glad that I
    Don’t deal with direct public
    ‘Cause they drive me nuts.

  3. Jane Says:

    Retail days,over
    but I remember them well
    soooo many dumb, dumbs

    so where’s the live blog
    of the red carpet shin dig?
    ha ha ha ha ha!!!

  4. Joel Says:

    Misanthropic folk,
    We find Christmas tedious;
    Valentines Day, too.

    Somewhere inside me
    My inner autistic child
    Makes me turn away.

    Yet, from day to day,
    I find attempts to connect
    Repay the effort.

  5. Megan Says:

    A snake in a shirt?
    Wow, what is wrong with people?
    Insanely crazy!

  6. The Bosphorus Says:

    People return books
    to the library broken
    without a word said.

  7. Mrs Eaves Says:

    “No more sick,” I plead,
    “Need to have a normal week.”
    Call from school nurse. Sigh.

  8. Debbie Says:

    How about some new Masta G and Juicebox pictures………

  9. DebbieS Says:

    I hate to say this
    But Lady’s haikus kick a**
    More so than AT’s