February 24th, 2008 by aka Ladyfriend
Rules I want to post:
Do not yell at the cashiers,
they don’t make the rules.
If you don’t want it,
put it back where you got it,
not just anywhere.
Buy 1, Get 1 Free
Means: 2 for the price of 1
It’s really easy.
Yes, you have to have
A receipt to return things.
Like you didn’t know…
You don’t need a pet
of any size, shape or form
if you’re a DUMMY.
DUMMY = one
who steals a snake or ferret
down inside his shirt.
Stealing and leaving
the box on the shelf, does not
mean you are sneaky.
It is really sad
that you might steal some catnip,
It’s dried leaves. Grow some!
February 24th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
See, I hate people
Just people in general
En masse, they’re not cool
February 24th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I’m so glad that I
Don’t deal with direct public
‘Cause they drive me nuts.
February 24th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Retail days,over
but I remember them well
soooo many dumb, dumbs
so where’s the live blog
of the red carpet shin dig?
ha ha ha ha ha!!!
February 24th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Misanthropic folk,
We find Christmas tedious;
Valentines Day, too.
Somewhere inside me
My inner autistic child
Makes me turn away.
Yet, from day to day,
I find attempts to connect
Repay the effort.
February 24th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
A snake in a shirt?
Wow, what is wrong with people?
Insanely crazy!
February 24th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
People return books
to the library broken
without a word said.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:01 am
“No more sick,” I plead,
“Need to have a normal week.”
Call from school nurse. Sigh.
February 25th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
How about some new Masta G and Juicebox pictures………
February 26th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I hate to say this
But Lady’s haikus kick a**
More so than AT’s