Oh Ticketmaster,
You embody what I hate
In this modern world

Sale started at 10
I started clicking refresh
Fifteen minutes till

When available
I selected my four spots
Then you made me wait

After eight minutes
“Your best seats were selected”
Section 3-0-4

Twenty-One Hundred
Asses in seats at this place
Mine will be in back

Wheres the floor tickets?
How would one have purchased them?
Ah, I see, resale

Important thing is
Indeed, I did get tickets
Woot, Radiohead

But apparently,
You have to bed somebody
To get the good seats