So today when I was taking off to pick up the boys, I noticed that the front windows of the still unnamed minivan were completely down.

Really?

This thing was last driven last night.  It was 45 degrees.  The windows never went down.  In fact, other than drive through window negotiations, the windows never go down.

So why were they down today?

My conclusion?

That suckers haunted.

Anyway, now my butt is wet.