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Say Argg Matey, It’s Patriotic!

Friday, January 25th, 2008

I saw a link on my googlie homepage that caught my eye. The link was to a Wired magazine article about how Sci-Fi is the last bastard bastion of big ideas literature.

If you want to read books that tackle profound philosophical questions, then the best — and perhaps only — place to turn these days is sci-fi. Science fiction is the last great literature of ideas.

I think the guy is spot on, especially when he starts poking at high-brow, realistic fiction.

From where I sit, traditional “literary fiction” has dropped the ball…. Why? I think it’s because I was reading novel after novel about the real world. And there are, at the risk of sounding superweird, only so many ways to describe reality. After I’d read my 189th novel about someone living in a city, working in a basically realistic job and having a realistic relationship and a realistically fraught family, I was like, “OK. Cool. I see how today’s world works.” I also started to feel like I’d been reading the same book over and over again.

Anyhow, I’d never really heard of the Sci-Fi author referenced in the wired article. So I plugged his name, Cory Doctorow, into google to see what I could find. Lo and behold, he has his own website! Imagine that. Turns out Doctorow’s soap box is digital rights information type stuff. He even lets you down load his books for free which is great!

Digital rights is an old saw here at the Tumor, but why not have some food for thought.

Cory Doctorow:

I believe that we live in an era where anything that can be expressed as bits will be. I believe that bits exist to be copied. Therefore, I believe that any business-model that depends on your bits not being copied is just dumb, and that lawmakers who try to prop these up are like governments that sink fortunes into protecting people who insist on living on the sides of active volcanoes. [citation]

Doctorow, again:

 …as Woody Guthrie said:

This song is Copyrighted in U.S., under Seal of Copyright #154085, for a period of 28 years, and anybody caught singin it without our permission, will be mighty good friends of ourn, cause we don’t give a dern. Publish it. Write it. Sing it. Swing to it. Yodel it. We wrote it, that’s all we wanted to do.

Here’s the quote from his book, After the Siege, that really got me thinking.

The USA was a pirate nation for the first 100 years of its existence, ripping off the patents and trademarks of the imperial European powers it had liberated itself from with blood. By keeping their GDP at home, the US revolutionaries were able to bootstrap their nation into an industrial powerhouse. Now, it seems, their descendants are bent on ensuring that no other country can pull the same trick off.

Hmmm, Thoughts? The US of A, a pirate nation?? Was the Stars and Stripes once just a glorified jolly rodger? It’s hard to believe.

Music for Monday

Monday, January 21st, 2008

Andrew Bird, “A Nervous Tic Motion of the Head to the Left”

Wing’s Birthday Haiku

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

Wing’s birthday haiku.
no eggs, milk, plenty of spice
Vegan cake is good!

Wing is tired now.
Not old enough for coffee.
Maybe it’s nap time

Missus took Lug out;
so quiet, so quiet when
just one kid is gone.

I hear Wing crying.
Soon he will be too big, too
old to walk to sleep.

Christmas Eve Phone Call

Monday, December 24th, 2007

To the telemarketer who called on Christmas Eve, I’m sorry I was grumpy and rude. (I don’t expect you to ever read this, but let’s play along, right?)

I wasn’t really expecting you to call today, then something you said caught me up short. I asked you why you were calling me on Christmas Eve and you said you were only doing your job.

I hope you have a merry Christmas. May God bless you. Go have yourself a beer.

Got Me a Laptop, Again

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

Quick, I’ll cut to the chase. I got a laptop, again. You can see a picture of the back of it and me and the kids looking at it here.

It’s fun. It’s tiny.

It’s what I was looking for.

It’s called an Asus Eee Pc.