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The awesome of Golden Corral…

April 14th, 2006 by Atomictumor

Dinnertime, and holy freaking crap how did I go this long without eating at a Golden Corral?

Its like a food Kmart that I get to loot…

And I totally got away with chucking a candy corn at my Mom and blaming it on Nodbob…

60 miles to go.

13 Responses to “The awesome of Golden Corral…”

  1. Mrs. Eaves Says:

    Is that anything like a Ryan’s? We should have an atomictumor club meeting at ryan’s sometime soon.

  2. Netmom Says:

    Like a Ryans, but with grilled-to-order steak on the buffet…

  3. Atomictumor Says:

    I used to work 60 hrs/week in a dishroom at Ryans, so thanks, no thanks.

  4. daco Says:

    Golden Corral is just like a big “fancy” Ryans. There may be more food to choose from but the quality of the food is horrible. Just like Ryans.

  5. The Bosphorus Says:

    whoo, hoo… sounds like a party to me!

  6. Atomictumor Says:

    Daco… Thems fightin words

  7. Nodbob Says:

    Mom knew who it was…

  8. Joe P. Says:

    I have to say the food- trough biz is a form of chow I’ll have to by-pass,
    thanks anyway. When I was working in Prison Forge (trapped, i say!) some
    of my co-workers urged dining at the Corral and they loved it.
    I felt less impressed.

    However, no matter where you dine out, there is that question of just
    who is making the food and how long it was sitting in the open and
    other variables concerning food prep.

  9. Atomictumor Says:

    Yeah, but what we eat in resturants has to be cleaner than what I cook these people here, what with their stainless steel and their commercial cleaners.

  10. GoldenAppleCorp Says:

    Just thinking about eating pudding or any food of similar viscosity from a buffet makes me gag. I did feel comfortable, however, eating the hush puppies, rotisserie chicken (I saw them bring it out of the oven straight to the line) and the awesomest steak evar (a very jovial fella was cooking it to order right in front of you).
    The way I see it, the food had to be at least as clean as Waffle House or Vic & Bill’s and I’ve never gotten sick at those places.
    I cannot, however, eat at Ryan’s ever again after AT’s stint there. He’d come home smelling like vomit and greasy as all get-out. I’d make him take a shower before I’d even hug him.

  11. Mrs. Eaves Says:

    Ugh. Really, the last time we ate at Ryan’s had to be about 7 years ago, because eldest was still a baby. We were still smokers at the time, and made the foolish choice to sit in the smoking section. It was pretty appalling watching the folks alternate between taking a drag and taking a bite. I don’t really even remember anything about the food we ate, but I’ve never had the desire to make a return visit.

  12. Bosphorus Says:

    No kidding. That was terrible. Do you remember that time, missus eaves, when we went to the O.R. Shoney’s and sat in the smoking section. I remember there was one old man sitting across from us with his fork in one hand and a lit cigarette in the other.

  13. Joe P. Says:

    I think there should be a name or phrase to accurately capture the
    ambience of certain food prep smells, such as when you go into one
    of those little convience store or non-chain diners and you walk out the
    door (no matter how long you were inside) and you can smell that odd
    stale grease-and-french-fry aroma. Hangs onto yer clothes with tenacity.

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