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Happy Greeting Card Day #1

February 14th, 2006 by Atomictumor

I hate manufactured holidays. 

I mean, hell, if we were doing this right we’d be celebrating some of those good old old-school fertility festivals that took place in Greece and Rome.  Festivals like Lupercalia, in which priests wearing goat skins would get drizzled in goat and dogs blood, wipe it off, grin, then run around with a goat skin whip and lightly lash the eager buttocks of the local girls.  It made em fertile, see. 

Betcha can’t find THAT card at Walmart…

So I’ll make it for you:

 

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3 Responses to “Happy Greeting Card Day #1”

  1. The Bosphorus Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 10:31 am

    I don’t know if I can afford anymore fertility…

  2. British Bastard Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    Cor blimy how to I get my bird into that stuff?

  3. Atomictumor Says:
    February 15th, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    I think you have to be roman. Your people never really got over that whole occupation, tho, so maybe it’ll work…

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