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So I was sitting around this morning, thinking about an audit thats going on and finalizing some wicked awesome plans for the weekend that weren’t really finalizing very well, and pondering on Bos’s truck difficulties, and my world domination difficulties, and the whole 5 year plan thing, and I think I came up with a mutually beneficial situation.

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So yeah, it basically goes like this, we put together a satellite, and put Bos’s truck into orbit.  Once in orbit, the color will change from Purple to Red because of oxidation issues, and cosmic radiation.  It will also grow a front license plate.

Anyway, hook Bos’s truck up to the satellite, which will hereafter be called “Truck Dropping Satellite of Doom”.

As the name implies, the sat will be hooked up to a remote controller, which I will have in a certain safe place.  I will then be able to extort my way out of doing whatever I don’t want to do, by implying that I will drop a truck on them from orbit.

I don’t see a flaw in this.