Freakin Lost
Thursday, May 24th, 2007I will NOT write a post about the Lost season finale.
I will NOT wonder aloud what the hell is going on with funeral caskets; big fake beards; abrupt time changes; drunk dead fathers upstairs; Kates eyebrows; four toed colossal statue feet that haven’t been mentioned in a season; the absence of smoke monsters; the presence of massively tall children pulling gutshot men out of killing pits; unnecessary hobbit drownings (c’mon, he could have made it out that door with plenty of time to chat with Desmond about square faced blondes on TV screens); In Utero; unaging Bat-Manuels; submarine bases staffed with hot, gun-toting chicks; obsolete, faulty tape technology working flawlessly in humid island conditions for 16+ years; grenade-wielding, cyclopean, apparently invulnerable russian men; kickass minibus driving fat men; kickass, breaking-necks-with-their-feet iraqi men; the long imploded button (c’mon, lets talk about the damn button!); gold passes for airlines (seriously, they make those? That’d freakin RULE); or waiting until 2008 for a so-off-the-wall-its-really-kinda-not-cool twist ending explanation.
Not gonna do it.