Atomictumor

A couple of weekends ago GAC and I went to West Town Mall for something or other, and it really dawned on me that I just don’t like these people.

Who? Well, really any of em. I’ve always found myself disliking groups, but liking individuals, but its getting worse as time goes on. And who can blame me? Heres whats at the mall:

• Dumbassed rich teenage girls. It gets old seeing these rich Paris Hilton wannabe’s running around on their cellphones, spending Mommy and Daddy’s money at AE or whatever trendy crap store they shop at today.
• Rednecks are something I never could stomach, and now they’re getting press thanks that that Larry the cable guy “get r done” bullshit. Man, if I hear some idiot tell me that one more time I’m going to beat them until my arms fall off. These people should be crammed up into their trailers, or at least Walmart, why the hell make them cultural icons? Its just like when Billy Ray Cyrus started making mullets popular again in the 90s, we just don’t need this kind of crap.
• Goth/Punk kids. OK, I admit it, I had a mohawk in high school. And some of college. And I probably looked stupid. But at least I was the only one looking stupid like this. Yes, lets express our individuality, children, by jumping on board a 30 year old fashion trend. If punk wasn’t dead with Crass was shouting it in the ’70s, crap like Green Day and NOFX has killed it now.

Its ugly, but what is there to defend in western culture and society these days?

OK, so last night, I had these one dream where I was bound and determined to kill myself just to show a doubtful GAC that I could do it.  Evidently I had failed to do so previously, so I wasn’t going to pussyfoot around.

I had taken some sort of 5 minute super death pill, lit myself on fire, and stuck my head in a cleverly McGyvered up guillotine made out of a rolling pin, blade, and laundry basket.  GAC pushed down on the rolling pin with the bored expression of somebody who has better things to do with her time, and I then woke up.

Saying “What the hell was that?”

Seems like there was something else about people being tied to tetherball poles, but I don’t remember much of that so I’m going to gloss over it…

Ok, so I don’t usually write about tech stuff, but this caught my attention.

It’s a so called google pack of “useful, free software for your PC.” Now, I don’t know about you, but google seems to be getting too full of itself. It does things so well and efficiently. Harry Truman said that “when ever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.” I think that applies to big, seemingly benign software companies, too.

I think google is going to be trouble some day. That’s just me…