http://www.atomictumor.com Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:04:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Welp, its been a time and a half, but I think that the ol' Tumor is getting long in the tooth. Its limping along, and starting to try to bite the chickens. Its foaming at the mouth just a bit, and its been looking at you with a ... http://www.atomictumor.com/2008/04/28/later/ It's been a great couple of weeks at this house. What have we been doing? Well... The computer and the tv have been turned off in the boys room for "an undetermined amount of time." Stuff happened. Anyway. But the residual actions from removing these electronics from consuming their little ... http://www.atomictumor.com/2008/04/08/whats-up/ You've been here 2 weeks And already grown taller Legs are like tree trunks. Teeth sharp like needles You're learning not to chew us It's getting better. Up nights to potty Every 2 hours at first Now it's up to 5. Lots of little naps You fight the sleepy that hits And then you crash hard. You give good cuddles Paws on my ... http://www.atomictumor.com/2008/04/06/pupzilla-haiku/ Man, we've had a blast.  We planned, executed, and delivered this wedding on our lonesomes (well, almost), and it turned out damn well.  We even still wanted to be married after doing it! Crap. I had something a lot better written earlier, but Wordpress sucks, and it ate it.  Or otherwise didn't ... http://www.atomictumor.com/2008/04/02/the-wedding-pictures/ Sittin 'round the house Watching Godfather I,II The boys are playing. Pup wakes up at night Crying to go the bathroom Potty trips in dark. He's been really good Only a couple boo-boos Comfy in his crate. He has learned to "sit" Knows he gets a treat for it A very smart pup. G is reading books 5th grade is trying sometimes Organization. Juicebox likes ... http://www.atomictumor.com/2008/03/30/lazy-haiku/ Meet Xander Crews Yeah...we've had a big week around here. Xander is 6 weeks old and we picked him up today. Plannned puppyhood. We put a deposit down on him when he was days old. Today he was old enough to come home. The boys are very excited about a puppy ... http://www.atomictumor.com/2008/03/25/its-a-boy/ For the second day in a row Mrs Eaves awesome photoblog thing Camera Shy has surpassed the 'tuma in pageviews by a decent margin. Is it because she's an awesome photographer (which is why she was our official wedding photographer(well, and the fact that she worked for beer))? Is it because she's ... http://www.atomictumor.com/2008/03/24/lo-things-hath-changedith/ Thank God these brave souls are out there, on this cold Easter Sunday, to drink our beer. This is the best way to have a honeymoon, in my opinion. With friends, and the gal you love. Having fun, eating pizza, listening to music, and drinking lots of beer. But only ... http://www.atomictumor.com/2008/03/23/easter-crisis-averted/ Hello. I'm breaking the standard Sunday haiku tradition to point out an enormous issue plaguing myself and my lovely wife in our first full day of married bliss. No, not that kind of problem. There are pills for that... No, the issue at hand today is this. Delicious beer. Microbrewed in Knoxville, ... http://www.atomictumor.com/2008/03/23/our-huge-easter-problem/ Two cases of wine 48 cans of soda 100(?) dinners 10 basket light threads 4 kickass red light columns 5 hours setup 30 mixed CDs 6 decorated tables 4 fancy outfits We did this ourselves Cause we make a damn good team Just like best friends do Hired catering Had a friend make awesome cakes Hired a great band Rings on our fingers Big grins on ... http://www.atomictumor.com/2008/03/23/married-haiku/